USB Massager | Owned by 122 people. Hey, I own one of these |
Our next entry in the cheap and superfluous dept is the tiny but mighty USB massager. I wasn't sure what to expect when the box arrived in the mail, and, truth be told I was surprised it wasn't a little bit bigger (Where have I heard that before?).Plugged in though, the USB massager more than makes up for it's size with a violent vibration that would make a jackhammer jealous. The blue top is covered in nodules made out of a hard plastic compound that is good for sticking into those tense fleshy bits but seriously not recommended for bony bits.
The thing about a USB massager is, well, where the hell do you use it? The test subjects here at the 'hub testing laboratories liked the massager best when someone else was doing the massaging, but I'm not sure you want to be encouraging work-mates to give you a rub down in the office. That leaves home and I can't see my beloved giving me a massage while I play Half Life 2, how about you? In the end this is a cheap diversion that will give minutes of pleasure to you and yours, and no doubt could be re-engineered into something much more diabolical. I'll leave that to you.
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| Anon 13 | It does look pretty strange. I don't think I would want to hold it against my body. | |
| Anon 13 | Looks very alien! | |
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